Kilometres riden: 82.2 (almost there)
The tour starts for reals in a couple of days. So far my bike hasn't exploded, no-one has got all dramatical or anything.

Because books and whatnot are totally boring to read, we weren't 100% sure that this really was a cemetery / housing estate amalgamation. Luckily I could use my super-power of reading Arabic numbers to see all the dates on the plaques. We turned around and left after coming across the first funeral-in-progress. Some things are a little too strange, even for bumbling goofs.
This in the Khan el Khalili. Parts of it had a reputation for being very touristy, but I only saw one other tourist in the couple of hours we were there. If it is all a show for our benefit, it is really elaborate and well orchestrated.
The view from the internet cafe on the very first day. After getting in at 4am and braving the Sudanese Consulate, it was pretty nice to sit by this sunny window and relax.


It is pretty funny to imagine that as soon as we walk around the corner, all these people stop hauling bricks up with ropes, haggling over fresh produce, and almost running people over with scooters. Then they flip out their newspapers and slump in a chair until the next tourist wanders by.
I ate a date pastry thing here.


Best Pizza Hut restaurant location so far. Service was pretty good as well. If you squint, you can make out the Sphinx. You can't see the army of touts selling totally authentic gear though.
It is so bizarre to imagine that there are faraway places with real pizza hut restaurants. You are truly in exotic lands.
ReplyDeleteYeah yeah, I see the sphinx, there's a guy up the street with a garden ornament a bit like that.
I notice there is a lack of bullet holes in the buildings. Perhaps they were recently spruced up.
ReplyDeleteSounds like prime zombie territory. Make sure you are aware of your nearest exits and weapons caches. I wonder what would happen if a mummy and a zombie met in an alley.......
ReplyDeleteA lot of Cairo is already apocalyptic, so it will be easier for zombie/mummy hybrids to make themselves at home.
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Also looks like Capital Punishment entries don't open until early February now:
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Something to aim for:
ReplyDeleteCape Town Pizza Hut
1 Mall Shop 18 Bezuidenhout & Voortrekker st.
Bellville
Western Cape 7530
South Africa